1) Run out of gas? Don’t worry, just grab that bottle of Tassenberg and pour into your engine.
2) Got a boring white top that needs a bit of life injected into it? Throw wine on yourself and be amazed at how many compliments you get from your friends.
3) Have an over active pet/child in the evenings? Make some mulled wine and give it to them. Watch how your evenings become the perfect “you” time.
4) Need a bath but your worried about wasting water? Fill your tub with wine, light some candles and relax. This is also very good for the environment too as it saves on washing up glasses. Added bonus, wine osmosis.
5) Suffering from a cold, the flu or another annoying ailment? Drown it with wine. It might not remove it but it will certainly help you care less.
6) Need a reason to take a day off work? Get yourself a glass of Obikwa Cabernet Sauvignon empty it, now repeat until bottle is finished. Lie down on your bed and wake up only when you can once again feel your legs
7) Wine has been linked to improving eyesight, to take full advantage of this research, pour wine into your eyes.
8) We have all heard of using wine as bait for getting women but what about using it as a defence weapon. Cederburg Chenin Blanc 2010 is so potent that upon opening the bottle, that crazy hag who has been causing you so much stress will evaporate from the sheer acidic smell.
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